These 30 Short Funny Naija Jokes Will Spice Up Your Moment
These 30 Short Funny Naija Jokes Will Spice Up Your Moment: I believe that these thirty (30) short funny Naija jokes will make your moment blissful.
Being happy is something that everyone deserves; and that’s one of utmost aim of setting up this platform: to put smiles on your pretty face, to thrill your moments, to inspire you, to motivate, to educate and lots more.
I am sure that sharing these thirty (30) short funny Naija jokes will not only make you laugh, but relieve you of worries of life. I don’t know how your moment actually is at this point in time, but trust me that these jokes will make you happy.
Make sure that no one is distracting you as you read the following jokes and you have every right to share this post with as many people as you desire.
Now is time for you to laugh so hard, and if care is not taken, you may obliviously pee on your body. The jokes are numbered to make them neat and easy for you to reply to any one of them in the comment section.
30 Short Funny Naija Jokes:
1. Small quarrel you want to break up, abeg in which relationship? The one I suffered for three months to toast you before you agree? 😅😅
2. In my country, once you dodge your mother’s slap, you have join cult… who agrees with me?* 🙋🏻😂😆😆
3. I’m On My Way Baby. This Alone Can Motivate Some Guys To Sweep The Whole Community. If you know you know 😁😁
4. My crush called me a big head today, I was about to get excited but then I remembered my head is actually big I soft like pillow. 😞😞😞
5. Seriously eeeh if not for auto corrections, some people really don’t know the correct Spelling’s. Some will be guessing different letters till they see it on word suggestion. Nawa ooo 😅😅😅
6. I thought money is the only thing that changed people, not until yesterday that I went to an occasion and ordinary JOLLOf rice made someone act as if she doesn’t know me. 😅😅😅
7. There is no one as patient & careful as someone who wants to light a matches that remains only one matchstick and it’s night. 🤣🤣🤣
8. Every high school has that annoying security guard who acts like the principal.🤔🤔if you know u know 😉😉😉
9. Actors and actresses kiss each other for like 10 seasons in their movies and do not fall in love. But this girl just clicked “LIKE” on your picture and you’ve been thinking about it for days! BROTHER! In Jesus’ name, receive sense 😅😅😂😂😂🤣
10. hehehe have you also noticed this on church weddings? Wedding attendance: Church= 31; Reception= 4500. I will just share my food in church 😉😅😚😋🤪
11. If you really think English is easy, then fill these blank spaces with “yes” or “no”:
______ I don’t have a brain
______ I don’t have sense
______ I am stupid 😉😉😉
12. Abeg no tell LIE, Omo be sincere PLEASE: What would you gonna do if you were Jonah and the big Fish swallows you from United States and vomits you at Osun State? 🤔🤔🤪🤪
13. Seeing people walk out of my life 🚶🚶 is so painful… I want them to 🏃🏃 run 🤣🤣🤣
14. If they bring Covid-19 vaccine in Nigeria, it should be tested on National Assembly Members they are our representatives. If you agree with me, say “yeah” in the comment section 🤷😂
15. Apart from me, who else grew up thinking that rubber band used to suck blood? Let’s gather here! 😂
16. After sex; Girl: baby I need iphone 7 or samsung galaxy s8 edge… Me: it was just sex, so stop acting like you gave me your kidney! Men can be rude sometimes. 😋😷😬😬😨😭
17. You came online to toast a girl who has 5000 friends. My brother, wetin you wan tell her wey she never hear before? 💔🤣🤣🙆
18. Humans are liable to mistakes, but u see this mistake of fighting in a place where there’s nobody to separate us? Am not liable to it abeg. 😂😂😅😅
19. If Women all over the WORLD Decide to Pause S3X Until the Cure for COVID19 is found; Men will find the Cure in 7 Days 🤣🤣🤣
20. The Lady you don’t appreciate is another man’s Dream. While you are looking down at her as an idiot, another man sees her as a queen. Should I increase the volume?
21. Avoid touching M.E.N to stop the spread of COVID-19:
Follow W.O.M.E.N to prevent COVID-19:
W: Wash your hands
O: Observe social distancing
M: Move away from crowded places
E: Excercise regularly
N: No hand shaking.
Follow WOMEN and stay safe!
22. How can I transfer money that is in my mind to my bank account? Please help a brother. 😭😭😭
23. Breaking News! I hereby inform Ladies dating Nigerian Federal University lecturers that they have been paid 2 months salaries. Thank me later
24. Dear ladies. It’s not about using latest Phone’s or having Big boobs with Big Ass. Do you still have womb? 🤔🤔🤔
25. When I was a child I was hearing vision 2020, I never knew it was Corona virus 😁😁😁 What a vision indeed 🤔🤔🤔
26. I visited this girl, tried touching her but she said “No, Stop it!” Only for me to get home to receive a text saying “you give up too easily” What? 😭😭😭
27. Being dumped by the person you love can make you watch television for 4 hours without volume, you already have the sound in your head. 🤪😂😅🤣😅😅🤪😅😅😅🤪😅😅🤪😅
28. You book a hotel room for 30k, and gave her 5k while leaving. Why not Give her the 30k and do it in the bush? 🙄🙄🙄
29. If you think because you are beautiful,with big ass and bress I’ll be running after you? Then you are absolutely right, I’ll chase you with everything in me. 🤣🤣
30. Dating a girl with large forehead is very important because she can remind u of things you’ve forgotten for years 🤣🤣🤣
At this point, I am so sure that you didn’t just smile as you were reading through the jokes; I am pretty sure you laughed so hard that someone around would be wondering if you had gone nuts.
You can use the comment box below to drop your mind; the jokes are numbered properly hence you can mention the number as reference in your comments.
Please let us know your best five (5) jokes out of the 30 short funny Naija jokes above.
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