Best Christmas & New Year Jokes & Funny Stories
Best Christmas & New Year Jokes & Funny Stories: Right place to get funny short stories and hilarious jokes for a lively yuletide. After enjoying this part 1, make sure you check back for part 2 and also the subsequent parts. It’s my duty to keep you happy and smiling during this Christmas and New Year celebration.
It’s not good to enjoy these jokes and short funny stories alone without sharing them with others; check out the best Christmas & New Year Jokes and Short Funny Stories you’d ever enjoy during festive period.
1. You invite a girl to hotel room,you don dey go drink alomo, kick & start with other chemical. In case she has unforeseen circumstances nko. 🤣😂😁😁 During this Christmas & New Year, make sure you stay with your own family.
2. I read my post 5 times before posting because of unemployed Grammar professor of social media. 😒😒🙄 During this period, don’t fall a victim to those Social Media Grammarians
3. Have you ever slept hungry, Just to prove to your parents that you are angry? 🤔🤔Sorry na so you take miss that nutrients 😒😒🙄 Please ooo, don’t try that this Christmas & New Year, midnight hunger no be here oooo
4. Look at your room, is it well organized or you’re just waiting for a girl to promise you a visit before u arrange it 😏 na you and rats go celebrate Christmas & New Year be that
5. Some men heart belongs to 1 woman while their mic belongs to many women
Hmmmmm, na Community tool 🙄😄 Merry Christmas and Blissful New Year
6. Girl’s that wear heels 👠 to event & come back with slippers don’t last in marriage 💍
they can’t endure👌 😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃 Una merry Christmas oooo
7. An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your Honour see this, can he rape with this tiny tot?” The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case !” 😂😂😂😂 Enjoy your festive period
8. Some of the guys if they remove their boxer and put it inside water then boom; Tea is ready. If you make pim, I go start mentioning names 🤣🤣🤣 Guys make una dey wash una boxers nah, nawah ooo
9. If a baby Elephant has 4 legs and orange is a fruit. Why then do we eat bread as breakfast knowing fully aware that flowers need photosynthesis to glow. Thinking of this alone is giving me sleepless night in the morning 🤔🤔🤔🤔 Abeg may you enjoy your yuletide in good health and harmony
10. Don’t cheat immediately after He cheated. Wait for him to believe that u forgave him. Then Attack, thank me later 😂🤣🤣🤣 Make sure you put smile on someone’s face during this year’s Christmas celebration and the New Year.