Best 50 Naija Jokes In Pidgin

Best 50 Naija Jokes In Pidgin

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I, The Inspirational Parrot, have taken my time to compile the following Naija Jokes written in Pidgin; these are one of the sets of short funny jokes you can ever come across on the internet space.

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1. The way girl cheat nowadays enh. They can even gave birth to twins and two of them will have different father 😀😀 oya girls make una start attacking me ooo, yeh, who throw me stone for head oo, na joke ooo 🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️ 😂

2. Dogs wey everybody dey chop for Calabar and Akwa Ibom, E reach Lagos girls turn dem carry am enter room go dey cum 🤣🤣

3. She invited you to her father’s burial and you carry condom come. What for my brother? 😂😂😂

4. He promises you Heaven and Earth while he still owes MTN bundle & borrowed airtime! 🤔😂  #TheInspirationalParrot 🦜 has published more than 1000 Short Naija Jokes

5. Girlfriend don carry her bestie go for 3some. Chairman com leave girlfriend dey fuck bestie.😂 Na this issue we still dey solve am since 9:00am ooo 😂 May don already stay to dey hot!

6. Anytime I Pass By A Fine Girl Without Watching Her Ass My Mind Tells Me I’m Sick 😩😹

7. The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better Break up now ooo. 😁😆😂

8. HOW I WISH MTN WILL BE LIKE: DEAR CUSTOMER YOUR PARTNER IS WITH ANOTHER LOVER, PRESS 5 FOR ELECTRIC SHOCK. E FOR BETTER OOO 😂😁🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️😜😜

9. Imagine a married woman been beaten by her boyfriend. What will she tell her husband? 🤷🤣🤣

10. If only Adam was spending time with Eve, Snake for no get chance turn bestie 😖😣

11. Between marrying a stingy man and a womanizer 🤔🤔 which one is still manageable 🙄🙄🙄 🏃🏃 Oya talk your mind our ladies

12. Having strict parents is funny. Imagine rehearsing how to ask for permission 😂😂😂😂

13. My two girlfriends are cheating on me and I’ve never cheated on them. What should I do now? 🙄👈😭

14. Thieves broke into someone’s house, searched everywhere but found nothing. Out of anger they started flogging the guy telling him to work hard. 😭😭 Abeg make una find me work to do oooo, because if those thieves enter my own house, they will kill me.

15. Wahala! 16 years old boy beat pastor up for touching his girlfriend back side during deliverance. Who knows, Maybe that’s where the demon was 🤷‍♂️😂

16. Problem everywhere my neighbor just bought a Samsung Galaxy phone second hand and found his girlfriend’s nude pix in it🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Na wetin you even say problem be like just now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

17. VIO Arrest NEPA Vehicle For Expired Papers. As Them Reach VIO Office, NEPA Discover Illegal Connection 🙆‍🤔 Dem dey play to involve police for the matter ooo

18. Anytime I go to buy food from this woman, her daughter will always put two or three pieces of meat for me when I actually paid for one. Are you thinking what I’m thinking?🤔

19. Behind every successful man there’s a woman. Do you know why? Because women don’t follow unsuccessful men 😁👌 Akpos sense dey overflow 🤣🤣🤣🤣

20. First born are calm and intelligent, Second born are stubborn and talented, Third borns are quite and tricky, Last born are the terrorist of the house and the society
😤😤😤 Akpos just dey find trouble oooo

21. An intelligent man only licks the plate when he knows he eats #alone. Did you get it? or should I go deeper. Nobody should employ Akpos to teach primary & secondary school students oooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

22. Please patronize me, I repair Broken Relationship, Fix Heartbreak, Sell Boyfriend & Girlfriend 😂😜 Swapping is also Available👀💃💃💃🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️ Akpos is a hustler indeed

23. STOP smoking weeds before going to a wedding. A guy was asking me today at a wedding ceremony if the body has arrived?😂 Akpos don jam mumu for wedding ceremony

24. No matter how drunk, sick, depressed or heart broken a Lady is, she will never give out a wrong account number. 🤥😌 Akpos experience no be your mate

25. Some men will leave the woman that loves them thinking there are many fishes in the River only to catch a crab 🦀🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣 one day they will catch electric fish wey go shock them to death

26. If your Igbo boyfriend starts calling you “Mummy or Nnem” just know you have been promoted from girlfriend to Wife 😊

27. A guy somewhere right now is arranging his bet slip of 100 Naira to win 41million. My brother, I dey pray for you ooo 😂😂

28. Sometimes this statement “l’m in my house come and beat me” needs to be attended to 😂😁

29. Those people that eat dinner by 6pm and remain comfortable till day break, please how do you guys manage to do it ooo?

30. God comot man’s rib take create u 🙄, comon to show him breast you dey flex on me… stingy creatures 😂🤣🤣

31. Our neighbor’s pot of soup got missing and now they are suspecting me. How can i steal something that has too much salt? 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😆

32. I TOLD YOU THAT I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU ARE TELLING ME TO SWEAR, WHAT WILL YOU GAIN IF I DIE 🤷‍♂️😂😂

33. Sister in Christ, you claim to be saved but you only talk to men in cars. Are you baptized with petrol? 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂

34. Even if it’s too small, learn how to use it to satisfy your woman, am talking about your time ,🤣🤣😹😂

35. When a prostitute is giving a motivational speech, you will hear something like this: “I started my business with just one round” 😩

36. Vaseline was just a cream before, until worldly people started using it to make a way where there is no way.

37. Stop putting hope on relatives, they only help in burial arrangements. This sounds funny but it’s actually true in some families.

38. Two lesbians are fighting because one missed her period. Can you imagine, this world no balance 😂😂

39. Speak the truth for once my brother; How many ladies will become single if you die today?

40. Focus bro: Women don’t post broke guys. Use me as an example, you see say woman post me before? 😥😥

41. 8 out of 10 people are in a relationship. The other 2 is us. I write and you read, case closed. 🙄🙄 come and beat me nah

42. Dating me is very Stressful. I no sabi cuddle, Small hug you don collect one round🍆🍆😜😂

43. Nothing wey person no go see for Nigeria due to ASUU Strike; can you imagine this: Student order Uber na HOD come pick am. Nawah for strike o 🤣🤣🤣🤣

44. Ladies which of these statements make you happy?

1. I Love you.
2. Will you marry me?
3. Have you seen the alert?
4. You don see your period.

45. Secure the bag, secure the bag 😒😒 now you don secure the bag but na dustbin full inside

46. Even if God decides to call us to heaven by phone, some girls will be like “how do you get my number” 🤣

47. The more you chase her, the more she’ll resist. Instead, make her chase you. Grab her purse and run. Don’t look back. Keep running. If she’s serious about you, she’ll catch up. If she doesn’t, you have cash. Win win.😂😂😂

48. If She Refuses To Sleep Over, Don’t Force Her Some of Them Still Bedwet. 😒

49. Sometimes when your girl updates ‘I love God’ on her status. My brother investigate very well, it could be a shortcut for Godwin or Godfred 😂

50. Enjoy the below funny story and please feel free to introduce your loved ones to this platform
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I just saw this somewhere
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Bawku was under a curfew: Soldiers were given instructions to SHOOT ON SIGHT anyone found loitering around at 7pm.

The captain on duty hears a GUNSHOT at 6:45pm, and dashes to the location. Corporal Atongo had shot and killed a man. This is the conversation between the irate Captain and Atongo.

Captain: Corporal Atongo

Atongo: Yes sir!

Captain: Did you shoot this man?

Atongo: Yes Sir.

Captain: Corp, what is the time?

Atongo: Sir, it is 6:50pm Sir

Captain: You were given specific instructions not to shoot anyone till 7 pm, Am I right?

Atongo: Yes Sir,

Captain: lt is 6:50pm why the HELL DID YOU SHOOT HIM?

Atongo: SIR, I KNOW THIS MAN. He is called Adamu. He LIVES VERY FAR. THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN GET HOME BY 7PM SIR! 😂😂😂😂

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