26 Jokes To Read When Sad, Worried Or Depressed

Jokes To Read When Depressed

Jokes To Read When Depressed

Jokes To Read When Sad, Worried Or Depressed

Jokes To Read When Sad, Worried Or Depressed: A compilation of hilarious short jokes to read when you are sad, worried or depressed. Life is never free of challenges and problems hence there may be moments of sadness, worries and depression; but everyone needs to be keeping one’s psychical health normal.

whenever you are excessively sad, worried or depressed, take out few minutes to read the following jokes, they are funny enough to relieve you of worries, sadness and depression. Don’t bother, you will be fine soon.

1. Do we still have virgin in this world, please there is a give away prize waiting, please indicate by saying hello, am a virgin πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

2. I feel like been a motivational speaker today… Guys, never date a girl that cannot respect your wife 😫😫😫 Especially if the lady was a former student of AUCHI poly… “I know wetin I dey talk” 😨😨😨

3. Last born be like: I saw something like balloon in your wallet, I’ve given it to mom, she’s calling youπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. When you get married you will understand sex without ROMANCE truly exist. You just hear turn for me, Pa Pa Pa Ta Ta Ta πŸ‘‰ let’s sleep. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. Hotel room – 20k; Guest House -10k; Uncompleted building – Free, Bush – Free. Must I tell you everything, use your head people πŸ˜…πŸ˜Έ

6. If your boyfriend has never hit your Ass when You pass his front or tap your waist for no reason. My Sister, You are not doing well πŸ˜œπŸ™„πŸŒΉβœπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ€·πŸšΆπŸšΆ

7. Please I need advice: if girlfriend yours is cheated was on but love was still him to there what go do that must be? πŸ™„πŸ˜“

8. I have been vomiting and my mum is just looking at me. Suddenly she asked me to tell her the truth, I told her I’m a boy, then she said ‘ahh I forgot πŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. If cassava is big πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†ladies cry 😭😭😭; if cassava is small they complain 😩😩😩😩. What’s really wrong with ladies huh? 🌝🌝

10. A white man will kiss his wife to stop her from talking, but try it with African woman she will still talk inside your mouth; I love Africans. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. To the ladies out there: Don’t be afraid to propose to any guy you admire. We’re all cheap and we cannot say no, except me 😁😁😹😹

12. No one is more spiritual than a student who is about to check his/her result πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’”

13. My future wife should locate Me fast before these slay queens would finish our wedding money ooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14. After wedding πŸ€΅πŸ‘°πŸ’ your husband 🀡 ask youπŸ‘° to keep this secret 🀭🀫 saying “honey I dont have penis”πŸ† Reply as a wife πŸ‘°

15. A Rich man is never wrong. Even when he farts, people will be like “that’s money speaking” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, hustle ooo, make money and be rich.

16. E be like say I go carry bike go meet my better days wey dey ahead oh 😩 who dey join me?

17. For all the girls that say “All guys are the same”; Who told you to try them ALL. πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ😜😜

18. I think my neighbour brought another girl home, because this is not how his girlfriend use to moan. Lemme go and borrow maggi πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

19. Dear MATHS, please stop asking me to find your X, she’s not coming back anymore, she don move on. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

20. Some women can make a doctor forget what he studied in school. Which one is “I am having chest pain all over my body” 😏😏😒😒🀣🀣

21. While some people are using saliva to count money, some are using it to make way where there’s no way. 😎😎😎 IF U UNDERSTAND THIS POST, COME AND MAKE HEAVEN LET ME SEE YOU.

22. I remember my first broken heart, I woke my mum’s 4 months old baby at midnight and explained to her, she cried too 😭 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

23. Dating your neighbor is very sweet πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ it saves transport πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

24. I asked you out, you refused. You beg me for money, I refused & you started calling me stingy. Sister, does UBA staff collect salary from First Bank?

25. If you’ve never put a pillow to raise it up during your missionary journey, my sister your evangelism is not recorded in heaven. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

26. The guys without beard, How do you feel when washing you face? Like you are washing mango right ? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή

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